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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Coco eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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