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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Tilly eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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