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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Lola eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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