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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Lola eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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