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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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