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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Charlie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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