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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Bella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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