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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Bella eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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