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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Frodo eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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