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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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