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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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