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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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