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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Kirk eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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