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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Picard eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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