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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Worf eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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