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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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