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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Bob eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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