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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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