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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Pepper eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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