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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Zeus eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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