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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rufus eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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