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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ziggy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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