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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Jenkins eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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