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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Smeagol eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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