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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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