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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Pebbles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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