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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Roxy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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