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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Princess eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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