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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dixie eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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