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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Missy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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