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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Gus eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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