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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rufus eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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