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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rufus eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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