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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Murphy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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