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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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