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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Thor eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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