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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Squishy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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