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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Widget eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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