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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Jenkins eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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