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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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