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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Bilbo eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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