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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Misty eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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