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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Gizmo eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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