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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Buddy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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