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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Luna eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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