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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Tilly eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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