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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rosie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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