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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rosie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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