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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Molly eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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