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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Poppy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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