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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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