Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Weasley eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.