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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Trotsky eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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