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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Hermoine eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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