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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Picard eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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