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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Picard eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗

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