Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Hufflepuff eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.