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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Worf eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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